I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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