Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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