Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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