Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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