I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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