You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I AM VODKA MAN
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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