I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I want to be your penis for a week.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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