You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just cut my nipple shaving
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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