im about as happy as oj after his trial
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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