He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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