Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
