At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
His nipple licking is glorious
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