quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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