what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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