her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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