i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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