I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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