Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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