the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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