She announced her abortion via fbk
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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