She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Mom said you looked used
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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