so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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