dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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