That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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