good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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