So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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