just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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