the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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