so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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