Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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