sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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