in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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