as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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