you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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