Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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