Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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