Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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