I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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