i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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