I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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