Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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