Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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