You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
