Hey man sorry I got all grabby
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
