I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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