how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Randomize
