Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
