dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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