it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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