Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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